Immolate Yourself

home    message    last.fm    theme
theme ©
I'm Christy Snow, 21 years old. I live in Miami, and I do stuff occasionally.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
▼
  Unknown (via slekes)

(via lajoiedespetiteschoses)





98 notes
  1. beautyinallsheis reblogged this from nightowlpost
  2. nightowlpost reblogged this from inthelandofsporks
  3. justbeforethesunset reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  4. icametoshutthisthingdown reblogged this from timeandinbetween
  5. timeandinbetween reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  6. morenadeca reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  7. inthelandofsporks reblogged this from s-e-a-s-n-o-w
  8. s-e-a-s-n-o-w reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  9. the-smell-of-blood-and-roses reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  10. paupaunothere reblogged this from camilet
  11. todiewithyou reblogged this from u2m3r80
  12. step-back-mother-fucker reblogged this from country-sunrise
  13. u2m3r80 reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  14. smile-yourself-not-other-people reblogged this from rawr-gabzilla
  15. kissing-doorknobs reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  16. senseiforscoundrels reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  17. pimpinswagg reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  18. waiting-for-a-change reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  19. s0ulsucker reblogged this from inspirement
  20. reasons-to-procrastinate reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  21. inspirement reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  22. threeamifellinlove reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses
  23. tarzans-hippie reblogged this from lajoiedespetiteschoses